Dilbert’s Mission Statement Generator

With new wave of entrepreneurism all around, organizational consultants of all kinds generate record levels of business. Dilbert can’t be left behind. Here he is – with a mission statement generator. It can amazingly combine range of adverbs, verbs, nouns & adjectives – a well compiled list is available therein. A sample mission statements looks like this :

We envision to dramatically coordinate principle-centered paradigms so that we may assertively network high standards in methods of empowerment to exceed customer expectations.